Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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I'm very proud of this off-the-cuff dad joke... My daughter is a ten-year-old who people think is 15. She's been at the 99th percentile for height her entire life. She normally eats like a horse, but for the last couple of days she hasn't finished her lunch. She says she's just not hungry. Me: "Maybe that means your growth is slowing down." Child: "That would be a relief." Me: "Why is that a relief?" Child: "Well, do YOU always like being tall?" Me: "Not always -- but being tall gets you a lot of respect." Child: "Why?" Me: "People really look up to you." She proceeded to chase me around the house trying to whack me on the head.
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
I feel depleated
Said I’m taking things for “granite”
Urine for a good time.
It's pretty import ant.
Don’t plug it in.
It's pretty import ant.
Don’t plug it in.
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